Why we should get rid of the sun

Why we should get rid of the sun

In our lives, few things remain static or unchanging, leaving our lives packed full of exciting new experiences with only a few similarities in our day to day life. One of the little daily similarities we have is quite atrocious and absolutely vile. The sun is a stain on our society, blinding the public daily and causing cancer on the skin of thousands. Our society would be better off just getting rid of the sun. All we need to do is just turn it off, and voila! No more problems.

If as a society, we decided to go through with this absolute desecration of humanity, we would all be much better off. If we just flipped the switch that turns the sun on and off, we would solve so many problems like global warming (no more warming if the suns gone, duh) and of course, the sun getting in my eyes in the morning. For me, this builds up a fuming hatred for the large heated ball in the sky that doesn’t deserve to be held in high regard, but is still being kept around for some completely unknown reason.  

Now some critics will retort with silly arguments such as “but that’s literally impossible, how do you expect to do that”, or “we will actually die if you get rid of the sun are you out of your mind,” but I don’t believe in not doing something just because of a tedious thing such as reality or common sense!